🚨 OFFICIAL SLEUTH ALERT: THE 2026 ANNUAL TACKY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY IS UNDERWAY! 🚨 🎄 DECEMBER 5TH @ 7:00 P.M. SHARP! 🎄 🐾 SPONSORED BY JACK DONLEY P.I. LLC & TEDDY MCGRIFF, SLEUTHOUND 🐾 🧶 NO BORING SWEATERS ALLOWED — SEQUINS, TINSEL, POM-POMS & BATTERY PACKS ENCOURAGED! 🧶 🚨 OFFICIAL SLEUTH ALERT: THE 2026 ANNUAL TACKY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY IS UNDERWAY! 🚨 🎄 DECEMBER 5TH @ 7:00 P.M. SHARP! 🎄 🐾 SPONSORED BY JACK DONLEY P.I. LLC & TEDDY MCGRIFF, SLEUTHOUND 🐾
★ OFFICIAL PARTY SUMMONS • CASE #2026-XMAS ★

2026 ANNUAL TACKY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY!

Grab your most blindingly festive, itchy, tinsel-covered, pom-pom-loaded holiday knitwear! You have been officially summoned for an evening of holiday cheer, questionable fashion choices, and top-tier canine detective work.

MARK YOUR EVIDENCE CALENDAR
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5TH, 2026
DOORS OPEN AT 7:00 P.M.
⏰ TIME UNTIL SWEATER INSPECTION ⏰
34 DAYS
04 HRS
15 MINS
00 SECS
CHIEF P.I. ON DUTY!
Jack Donley P.I. sitting proudly under a silver tinsel Christmas tree surrounded by holiday presents
Exhibit A: Jack Donley P.I. guarding the silver tinsel tree & inspecting early holiday packages.
THE DYNAMIC DUO
Teddy McGriff and Jack Donley looking directly down at the camera together
Exhibit B: Teddy & Jack conducting a thorough overhead sweater check!
👇 JUMP TO THE SWEATER EVIDENCE LOCKUP 👇
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PROUDLY SPONSORED BY

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This year's festivities are bankrolled, patrolled, and officially sanctioned by the finest four-legged investigative agency in the business:

📂 JOINT CASE FILES: JACK & TEDDY IN ACTION 📂
Jack on the couch cushion and Teddy perched on the top of the sofa
Double-Decker Sofa Stakeout
Jack and Teddy napping together in a dog bed with a Santa sweater
Post-Party Santa Sweater Nap
Jack and Teddy cuddling closely on a blanket
Undercover Blanket Briefing
PHASE 2 • COMING SOON

THE TACKY SWEATER EVIDENCE UPLOAD

Think your holiday sweater has what it takes to impress Jack Donley P.I. and Teddy McGriff, Sleuthound? Soon you'll be able to upload a photo of your tacky masterpiece right here for official forensic grading and party voting!

  • ✅ Minimum 3 clashing Christmas colors
  • ✅ Bonus points for 3D attachments (bells, lights, Garland, stuffed reindeer)
  • ✅ Must pass the Jack & Teddy Sniff Inspection on December 5th @ 7:00 PM